Total Medals Earned: 3,754 (From 608 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,270 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (225/500 points)
As a wicked thief you need to steal at the very least 100 gold, no?!
The first robo enters the chase! Troubled now?!
The star enters the show finally! Care for your life!
A selfish and ambitious thief needs to steal 200 gold!
The second robo enters the chase! That's sure trouble!
Buy all upgrades! You're a beast now!
Collect ten of them! There are needed more right?!
Can you reach to where the ufo shows?! Can you?!
Too tired to explain! Just go for Santa!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 12/22 (160/465 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Doze off in the first pub.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (190/340 points)
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Now try to beat your highscore!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Get at least 7 achievements
Earn a platinum medal!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (305/455 points)
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Complete 12 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels
Ram 10 bad vehicles off the screen
Rate the game with a high score (Done? OK I believe you, click on this achievement to earn it)
Ram 20 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels
Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels in time
Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels in time
Use special abilities 15 times
Use special abilities 30 times
Complete 36 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels
Complete 36 levels in time
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/150 points)
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Kill your first enemy.
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
