Total Medals Earned: 3,754 (From 608 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,210 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/145 points)
Defeat the first boss
You've got great fashion sense
ONE MILLION (cumulative)
Defeat the fifth boss
Defeat the ninth boss
Medals Earned: 9/10 (340/390 points)
Used 15 repairs boxes
Breaked 1 safe open
Survived 5 days of invasion
Killed 100 green invaders
Killed 400 green invaders
Destroyed 5 pianos
Picked up 10 "extra-wave" boxes
Picked up 100 rubbies
Completed the whole game
Called for next wave 25 times
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/250 points)
Purchase a Health upgrade
Purchase a Strength upgrade
Purchase a Speed upgrade
Completed level 1
Completed level 5
Fully upgrade the Strength stat
Complete level 10
Fully upgrade the Health stat
Fully upgrade the Speed stat
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
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Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/340 points)
Kill 500 swarm invaders
Kill your first swarm invader
Rush the next wave 10 times
Collect 2000 minreals
Build a turret on all possible points in a given level
Collect 20000 minreals
Kill 5000 swarm invaders
Rush the next wave 15 times in the same level
Kill 40 swarm invaders with tesla strikes
Kill 100 swarm invaders with rocket strikes
Fully upgrade and energize a defense turret
Complete 3 levels with 3 stars
Complete 3 levels without taking any damage
Build fully upgraded and energized turrets on all points in a given level
Complete the game
Complete the game with 3 stars on each level
Medals Earned: 5/8 (60/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 9/12 (170/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Manage to trap yourself
Somehow die in the menu
Find the secret cape
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Reach Level 5!
Reach Level 10!
Finish the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Finish with 100 votes or less.
Finish with 50 votes or less.
Finish with 25 votes or less.
