Total Medals Earned: 3,754 (From 608 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,210 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 6/18 (30/85 points)
Medals Earned: 1/30 (10/495 points)
Reach over 1000 views
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Beat the final boss
100% of all secrets found
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (150/300 points)
Get a high score of at least 10 questions
Copy the end report to your clipboard
Visit the game's site for the mobile version
Get a high score of at least 20 questions
Get a high score of at least 30 questions
Get a high score of at least 50 questions
Get a high score of at least 75 questions
Medals Earned: 7/30 (50/500 points)
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (55/500 points)
Finish World 1.
Finish World 2.
Get the medal on the tutorial stage.
Unlock the annoying but gently soothing rotating jump.
Finish World 3.
Unlock the Jukebox.
Unlock the loooooooooooooooong trail.
Unlock the funny-looking tileset.